not to sound 14 again but sam/frodo and gimli/legolas are the only valid lotr ships bc they would piss tolkien off so fucking much
jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien, sobbing: but dont you care about their epic friendships
me (wise): theyre gay sir. you wrote them gay
the people tagging this with aragorn/boromir are the most valid people alive and in the secret ending to lotr which i just created they both survive and get married and retire from public life to farm goats and eowyn marries arwen while faramir rules gondor
Once
a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation.
âyouâre so smartâ he said, âI feel like I couldnât keep upâ. And then he
did that sad boy face where youâre supposed to agree to tone yourself
down. So I said âprobablyâ and fucked his mate.
some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you youâre too âxâ to keep up with itâs a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate
I am a slut Wen on a dayte With Boye who would Manipulate Iâm not swayâd by His saddened state- I say okay I fuck his mayte
You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? Itâs the way you can express âI donât knowâ without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?
look iâm just saying that pre series! pre niallâs death! gansey definitely had some kind of crush on every single member of the lynch family besides matthew (because he was like⌠a middle schooler or something) so hanging out with ronan at the barns as
a 15/16 year old boy at the height of puberty was a special kind of bisexual purgatoryÂ
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