https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_ophqz3rpNM1w7s53yo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://chemicalrejectboys.tumblr.com/post/173279552157/audio_player_iframe/chemicalrejectboys/tumblr_ophqz3rpNM1w7s53y?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ophqz3rpNM1w7s53yo1.mp3

alysia-constantine:

nichtwing:

fromanotherroom:

The Imperial March playing from another room
John Williams
Star Wars

#when darth vader is strutting through the flight hangar and you’re an imperial accountant 2 decks below x

I am not exactly sure why this made me laugh so hard, but it totally did.

bpdstri:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

Every time I have those little internalized homophobia demons preying on me making me wonder if I’m not actually gay I see a man in sweatpants and my homosexuality is immediately reaffirmed

See I love my posts because this can be taken both ways and it would be true either way

it doesn’t even matter if you’re gay or a lesbian this post is universal. You’re all welcome.

true mlm/wlw solidarity is seeing a man and thinking “im gay”

mandalorian-slut:

artemis-the-changeling:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

Coming out as a slave, and imma join the jedi

gotta make qui-gonn proud, because i’m way too old

it was only a sith, how did it end up like this

it was only a sith, it was only a sith

now she woke from her sleep

and i’m catching a cab

but my lead’s up in smoke

and she’s taking a stand

now mace windu is dead

im becoming a sith

and a hood’s on my head

but she’s clutching her neck, now

he takes off his dress, now

“we were bros”

i just got cooked, it’s killing me

i can’t feel my toes…

JEAAALOUSY, turned me into a machine

killing off all the jedi, choking out those who survive

but it’s just the PRICE I PAY, DESTINY IS ALL I SEEK

TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY

‘CAUSE I’M MR. DARK SIDE

@letitrainathousandflames if I had to see this, so do You

D E L E T E T H I S

irisesirises:

anti-social-tree:

2pride2prejudice:

gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow

so are you inplying that she may have also attended jake mcnamara’s house party

no cuz that was just 100 drunk white children

storywonker:

argumate:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via BabblingBaby)

you can save this cake by adding “Well :)”

“Well :). You’ve Aged.”

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/chemicalrejectboys/173164087627/tumblr_omjnfgYRhu1vqizc0?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://chemicalrejectboys.tumblr.com/post/173164087627/audio_player_iframe/chemicalrejectboys/tumblr_omjnfgYRhu1vqizc0?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fchemicalrejectboys%2F173164087627%2Ftumblr_omjnfgYRhu1vqizc0

momnar:

npdsquidward:

Griffin: Yeah, you climb the stairs, and uhh… it is, uhh, an uneventful climb to the 20th floor. And uh, as–

Travis: Floor 20!

Griffin: As– what?

Justin: [snorts]

Travis and Justin: Floor 20!

[3 whole seconds of unedited silence]

Griffin: We’re not gonna say anything better than that, like–

Travis: Griffin, we gotta fight some weeds at Floor 20.

Griffin: We have 30 more minutes to go, and we’re not gonna say anything better than that.

Clint: [laughs]

Griffin: Did you even think about that?

In honor of it being 4/20 today, I feel it’s only appropriate.