travis: daddy, what kind of music do you play when you’re getting busy? justin: [yelling] MY HEADPHONES ARE OFF! dad mcelroy: well, travis– justin: i’m out of the goddamn room! dad mcelroy: it depends on what you’re, uh– justin: OUT! dad mcelroy: what you want to accomplish. if you want to extend the experience– travis: uh-huh? griffin: oh, no. justin: [yelling in the background] you fucking stop that on my show – i built an empire, you will not destroy it! travis: now, what if you’re trying to build a certain sexy atmosphere, daddy? what– griffin: [losing it] OH GOD, don’t say daddy. if you’re gonna explore this goof, don’t say daddy. justin: travis and dad can go on this venture. i’m OUT! dad mcelroy: [citing several musicians, including barry white] justin: [wordless yelling in the background] travis: now, what if you’re actually having sex with barry white? dad mcelroy: you don’t actually do it with barry white. justin: he’s DEAD! like ME! dad mcelroy: you let him play in the background. yeah. ‘cause that would be a little creepy. justin: [crying] dad mcelroy: [says the word “climax”] griffin and justin: NO! GOD! justin: i’m going out the window! this is a nightmare! dad mcelroy: well, there is a band called climax. there was also a climax blues band. travis: i see. justin: there’s a– there’s a band called jefferson airplane and i wish they would hit me right now and kill me in their propellers. i wanna die. (…) justin: you’ve never done it. it’s never happened. dad mcelroy: obviously, i’ve done it three times. i had to – where would you have come from? justin: a star put a crystal under a cabbage leaf and i appeared! I’M A GIFT!
You could summarize the first 5 episodes of the shows as bad things attack earth and main character is a depressed teenager who doesn’t want to do anything because he sad.
With the launch of VOICE also came the opening of VOICE’s official hotline, which fields calls from those who allege they are the victim of a crime carried out by a immigrant.
According to BuzzFeed, since the hotline’s launch, the phone lines have been tied up with calls about undocumented aliens— from outer space.
Given that the launch of the hotline coincided with Alien Day, people put two and two together and launched a plan to inundate the hotline with stories of alien abductions. Read more (4/27/17 10 AM)
