wombuttress:

transmanrichardstrand:

wombuttress:

i forgot that loki faked his death in the first thor movie as well as the second one. like i think this is just something he does. i bet he did it every other week when they were kids like theyre 12 and loki breaks some fancy asgardian vase in the course of a prank and hes just like welp i guess i better fake my death

corrollary: even at the peak of his Faking His Death phase when both frigga and odin have just learned to take in stride thor still 100% believes it every single time it happens like its literally every other weekend he comes running into his parents room in tears like FATHER, MOTHER, LOKIS DEAD, IM THE WORST BROTHER EVER and they just look at each other tiredly and wait for heimdall to come and tell them where hes hiding this time

he learned it from his dad Mr Odinsleep

U kno what that’s fair

orriculum:

lurkdusoleil:

I am done with anti-medicine nuts who are like “God gave us all we need in nature” yup he sure did. wtf do you think scientists use to make their medicines? where do you think they got all those chemicals. they didn’t summon them from the void. we haven’t outsourced to alien planets. everything came from this earth. we just tweaked them into something more effective. taking a long walk in the woods and chewing on plants never made me feel less like dying but taking prozac sure fucking did.

when people are like “medicine has all those NASTY CHEMICALS” it makes me genuinely concerned that they dont know herbalism is literally those same ‘nasty’ chemicals, just less precise/concentrated/helpful