phruxx:

stynalane:

dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:

ariaste:

wildhaunt:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

thanks edith

loquaciousliterature:

That’s right Harry you go kiddo!! ٩(●ᴗ●)۶

Phew! This one is my longest comic yet: didn’t want to cut out any Harry or Minerva badassery. Also the Carrows are the worst, so this was very satisfying to draw. >:) 

If you wanna vote on the next comic, the polls open every month to my supporters over on My Patreon! 🙂

aliaisstudying:

proudlyperverted:

PLEASE SPREAD THIS!

I am a Citizen of Bangladesh 🇧🇩

This is a plea for help.

On 29th of July 2018 school going students were killed by a reckless bus driver. The students protested with slogans on the same bus stand.

Since then All students of Bangladesh are protesting for safer roads and more strict regulations.

Their intention was never to harm even a single person. Neither it is now.

But today POLICE AND PEOPLE OF CHATRO LEAGUE tortured students with tear shell,shot them with bullets, beat students brutally and raped and abducted some female students (on 2nd August 2018). The students are trying to defend themselves with sticks and tree branches that they’ve found on the streets.

4 students have been murdered and other 4 female students have been raped. And the Government is sitting there silent. The news channels are denying any such assault.

WE NEED YOUR HELP. PLEASE.

LET THE WORLD KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN BANGLADESH . Spread the news throughout all the social medias and email the international medias so that they can personally take a look at it. 🇧🇩

I just checked the news in Spain and this isn’t known here, somebody with a large following would be necessary to spread the word.