the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be
The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing
when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back and this time they’d laid eggs in the woods !! it was our duty to arm ourselves and go destroy the eggs, so we armored up in tinfoil and shaving cream ( ????? ) and marched into the woods ready to save the planet. the ‘eggs’ were whole watermelons hidden around the camp and we had to smash them open on trees and rocks and eat the alien fetus/watermelon goo as fast as possible. i cannot emphasis enough the raw joy of digging into a watermelon with your bare hands and stuffing it into your face in the middle of the night in the woods, barely taking time to chew so that you can save the planet from hostile aliens, and i think i became the person i am because of that night.
me as a camp councelor
I can not stress this enough but, what the fuck.
sdlkfjd some more sketches for my klance Swan Princess AU.
Still trying to get a feel for it so I’ve got a long road ahead of me haha //sweats nervously
Sketchy sketches of sketchy dudes… Not done but I’m really happy with it so far.
What a strange constellation they all were.
This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.
Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.
helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:
the Victor kissing Yuri scene for ya’ll
YAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!
Concept art by Eyvind Earle for Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (1959)
“Well, I can confirm that that is Brad Pitt,” Reynolds said. “I still don’t even know how we got him for the movie. I just wrote him a letter, and explained what it was we were doing. And the sort of premise behind it was how do we, what’s the most wasteful way to use the biggest movie star in the world? And it was through a character that is largely invisible and worthless throughout the movie. And then just having him show up for eight frames of footage. And I guess Brad found that funny, we all found that funny. And he said, yes. And the next thing you know he came and shot for about seven minutes. It took him longer to drink the coffee that he requested as payment.”
