teratomarty:

stephrc79:

So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston

And in their guest room is a door.

And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.

But no!

There are STAIRS in that closet!

Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?

Up to the black void attic of course.

But you know, it doesn’t seem to end there.

Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There’s nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???

Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.

Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they’re so low on the door (only a third of the way up).

But you know, this wouldn’t be fun if that was all there was.

That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.

Funzies!

Because guess what.

That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.

Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.

Gotta love Boston architecture.

fangirlfreckles:

Underrated details and moments from the raven cycle

  • Gansey’s favorite pizza toppings are sausage and avocado
  • Blue’s first sighting of Ronan is of him hitting his head on the lamp over a booth at Nino’s
  • (Ronan isn’t a fan of lamps)
  • There is a framed, signed picture of Steve Martin at 300 Fox Way and Maura is extremely proud of it
  • Before entering Cabeswater for the first time, Adam and Gansey spend several minutes discussing Ronan’s peeing habits and Blue is like, @ god why
  • Also: Ronan bitching to Adam about Malory peeing three times during the night at Monmouth
  • Gansey tells Blue that he only drinks fair trade coffee because he wants her to assure him that he’s a decent human being
  • Ronan calls 300 Fox Way a “Castration Palace”
  • Also, Gansey about 300 Fox Way: “Do you eat all of the men in the family?”
  • When they’re off on the lake adventure and Blue gets back into the boat, she spits a mouthful of dirty water on Gansey’s boat shoes
  • Orla is very attracted to Ronan and apparently has terrible gaydar
  • GANSEY HAS SEEN KAVINSKY’S PENIS
  • When Malory first meets Blue he asks if she’s stopped growing
  • Adam joking that Gansey is dating Glendower and Gansey is #nodeny
  • Calla does aerial yoga and kickboxing in her spare time 
  • “They’ll listen to you. Your vote counts double because you’re a Caucasian with great hair.”
  • Approximately 98% of Maura’s diet consists of butter
  • Mr. and Mrs. Gansey give Adam a checkered vest and a potted rubber plant before he leaves DC
  • When cleaning up Jesse Dittley’s yard, Blue uses a chainsaw on the old couches and Noah spills mulch all over the driveway
  • “‘Jesus Christ,’ Gansey said, to hide the sound of every hair on his body standing up and both of his testicles retreating.”
  • Both Blue Sargent and Piper Greenmantle care about cave health and are very vocal about it
  • Throughout the series Ronan is called: soldier boy, snake boy, neanderthal, captain frigid, thug, and little pissant (my personal fave)
  • Gansey at Nino’s: “Why is the tea so good here?” Blue: “I spit in it.”
  • Maura and the Gray Man’s first date chapter in TDT: Calla following them to the restaurant, Maura ordering salmon for the Gray Man because he’s “fishy”, the two of them making out in the alley afterwards. They are the lowkey otp of the series lbr
  • “It ate my deer thing”