clint-ftm-barton:

Jack Zimmermann, walking into a room in a full tux, a little bit tipsy, Bitty draped over his shoulder: “this man is my boYFRIEND”

Bitty, also a little tipsy, also in a full tux, bow tie undone and unable to stop giggling: “jack I’m your husband now…,., put me down!”

Jack Zimermann, starting to cry: “my- my husband. This is my husband and I love him”

Bitty, patting The Booty: “I love you too sweetpea”

redheadgleek:

itsacpsideblog:

bshittyknights:

the hell…..

i’m………………

when you want to kiss your boyfriend on the cheek, but you’re too short, so you will end up just aiming in the general direction of his jaw and hoping for the best

When your boyfriend wants to kiss you on the cheek but he’s too short and you’ve got your hands in dirty dishwater, so you just lean in his direction and accept the kiss on the jaw because that’s pretty awesome too