okay okay hear me out….
jack and bitty playing “my boyfriend sucks at celebrity trivia” like jenna marbles does on her channel……
oh my fucking god this is the best headcanon ive ever had
bitty: now y’all gotta be nice in the comments, jack spent his formative years pretty much exclusively in a hockey rink.
jack: this is the worst idea.
bitty: it’ll be fine!
TEN MINUTES LATER
bitty, slumped halfway down in his chair, playing the Titanic theme and staring at jack in abject horror: jack. jack oh my god.
jack, staring right back at him blankly: i have…no idea what this is.
bitty: okay, fine, let’s try this one. *plays two seconds of the next theme song*
jack, instantly: Breaking Bad.
bitty: oh for god’s SAKE
Tag: zimbits
jack.exe has crashed with exception BOYFRIEND_TOO_CUTE. Rebooting.
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art trade with @sharkcastic!
(bitty’s outfits are all from troye sivan’s instagram)
Two different responses about two VERY different babies
here have some quick zimbits forehead kissies
imagine spending years in a group text where Jack Zimmermann studiously tries to speak in his boyfriend’s love language(s). IMAGINE.
…passionate!
Someone please stop me.
An Important Fact to remember:
Jack LOVES it when Bitty sits in his lap
Reasons Why It’s Good to Have Bittle Sit in My Lap by Jack Zimmermann
- He’s so small, and it’s easier to appreciate how small he is when he’s in my lap
- It means he’s paying attention to me
- Ideal for chirping, since he can’t get away
- I can protect him
- Good excuse to hold his butt (ie so he doesn’t fall off)
#VINDICATED
Yesyesyyeysys I love this au thank you
There have been some…developments? Maybe?
Adventures in small pre-boyfriends to BEEFY BOYFRIENDS
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