kateydidit:

Things to Definitely Not Think About Ever, Just Don’t Do It:

  • Bitty and Jack’s sleeping positions
  • Bitty sleeping with his head on Jack’s shoulder, tucked into his side, Jack’s arm around him
  • Jack sleeping with his head on Bitty’s shoulder, hugging his waist with one arm, legs sticking out way far past Bitty’s
  • Bitty sprawling all over Jack when he sleeps and cuddling him no matter which way Jack turns
  • Jack Zimmermann the cuddle monster constantly tangled around Eric Bittle when he sleeps, squashing his face into Bitty’s neck or back, making faint sleepy noises when Bitty moves

onethousandroaches:

this is incredibly specific but i’d imagine jack telling shitty about the first time he kissed bitty would play out EXACTLY like in the fifth harry potter book when harry tells ron he kissed cho chang

shitty: well, how was it?

jack: wet.

shitty: [incomprehensible noise]

jack: because he was crying.

shitty: oh. are you that bad at kissing???