all i have to say on breastfeeding is that the fact that it is even slightly controversial is just one of the many symptoms of a lecherous, sex-obsessed society. it’s an insult to the dignity of women.
How dare society be concerned about public decency?!
(that was sarcasm)
Nobody is stopping you from breastfeeding in private.
But in public, where it could be seen by children, trauma-stricken war veterans, or the elderly?
There is a case to be made that they should be able to go about their lawful business without being exposed to the areolas of strange women with nefarious agendas.
trauma stricken veterans of what
the titty wars?
Don’t be crass!
I apologise, I meant of course
The Wars of the Breast (1967-1969)
every time i hear you state an opinion @thecybersmith it’s somehow more outlandish and lacking of any reasoning than before
I see a woman breast feeding her child
My mind races as I remember the muffled sound of chopper blades. The screams of the dying. The smell of the napalm spraying from the tiddy
Areolas of strange women with nefarious agendas is the name of my indie ska metal band
I was going to reblog this with the caption “Me avoiding reality and responsibility” or something…
BUT THEN I SAW IT
IVE BEEN FLASHED
One of my animation teachers at school worked on shows like this, and said they used to sneak shit like into cartoons all the time. There’s apparently some UPA cartoon where the main character turns into a refrigerator for two frames out of animator boredom.
He said that once people started playing video games, their eyes got accustomed to seeing 60fps on television instead of 24fps, and they can’t do this stuff anymore.
Lawful good: uses tags strictly for content of the post, including any possible content warnings
Neutral good: mostly uses tags for content and warnings, but also puts commentary occasionally
Chaotic good: still tags for content and warnings but mostly uses tags for talking
Lawful neutral: uses tags only for content of the post, but sometimes leaves off content warnings
True neutral: uses an even mix of content tags and commentary
Chaotic neutral: tries to tag content and warnings but does so unreliably and sometimes uses them for commentary
Lawful evil: never uses tags?? Ever??? Who are you people?? Even bots use tags what are you doing
Neutral evil: only uses tags for chatting but does so rarely
Chaotic evil: doesn’t even use the tags they just add their commentary directly onto the post itself and makes the OP cringe every time they check their notifications
Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans
Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean
You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean
This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.
marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think
I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”
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