tom holland: *plays a peter parker that can be easily read as trans, dances to umbrella by rihanna in drag while promoting spider-man, unapologetically says he’d fuck chris hemsworth*
tom holland? singlehandedly ended fragile masculinity. while all the other dudes were sweating uncomfortably, homeboy just straight out said he’d jump on chris hemsworth’s dick
WHEN WAS THIS YOU CAN’T JUST SAY SHIT LIKE THAT WITHOUT PROVIDING THE SOURCE MATERIAL
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes
i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water
that was a classic that was a classic
It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift
He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.
i cannot get over the entire male avengers cast dancing around the vulgarity of fuck marry kill + in some cases even the implied homoeroticism of having to choose between 3 men, and then the camera cuts to tom holland who does not even have to think before saying out loud, at the official premiere gala that chris hemsworth is also at, that he’d fuck chris hemsworth
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