the-british-pineapple:

basic-banshee:

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

God of lesbians

koubashii:

dsudis:

Okay but really we all know that in fact Thor, like all Asgardians, has the gift of Allspeak which allows him to understand every language and causes everyone he speaks to to hear him in their own language, so he was making a deadpan joke when he said he studied the groot language in college, right?

Also I’m pretty sure Thor did not go to college. He just knows about it from Darcy telling him about college things.

yup, he was joking. James Gunn told a fan on twitter

led-lite:

smahwg:

how this scene would have gone if the russos weren’t cOWARDS

God this is satisfying.

square:

lovethedanielhd:

Nordic mythology is so fucked up.

lokenna:

Loki: Thot and I are coming over

Valkyrie: hey you know your phone is autocorrecting your brother’s name to Thot?

Loki: I wrote what I wrote

ayellowbirds:

marvel-unofficial:

t’challa is a true bro

these men are ACTUAL ROYALTY, THEY CAN AFFORD A BIT OF FURNITURE

swampland:

odin’s a+ parenting

caffeinated-and-confused:

ofswordsandpens:

merianymerosmartell:

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

thor’s outfits, rated

cephalotodd:

thor 1:

basic, functional, ultimately forgettable. 4/10

avengers:

more of the same. better hair but still obviously a wig. nice display of muscles. 5/10

poncho:

GLORIOUS. radiant. brings out his eyes. 9/10

thor 2:

hair looks spectacular but still little change in the basic outfit formula. beard less garish yellow which is always a plus. 7/10

age of ultron:

stray hairs framing his face?? the v neck?? the collar popping like his pussy?? absolute icon. 10/10

this monstrosity:

baggy? hideous? thor babe what the fuck are you doing. you look like a destitute trucker. 0/10.

thor 3:

GOD the off the shoulder cape… buzz cut… tasteful pieces of contrasting armour… bisexual icon. 10/10.

bonus:

what can i even fucking say? the board shorts??? the washboard abs paired with the floaty whatever the fuck that shirt is?? the fact that he’s in bare feet??? i know i throw around the word “iconic” but. truly. bicon. 11/10.