Adam Parrish’s flirting game is pretty average, if we’re being honest, it’s nothing exceptional but it’s definitely decent, but by comparison to the others he seems like a flirting master, Gansey literally just starts telling Blue facts about ducks and this is apparently flirting to him, Ronan turns up at Adam’s place of work, terrifies him, starts a fight with him, and then leaves magical handcream in his car, Blue makes a mediocre joke about congress’ number having a 666 in it and then proceeds to repeatedly ask Gansey if he got it, I love them all but these 3 have 0 game and so Adam’s actually decent attempts at flirting make him seem fantastic at it
i’m sorry i just will literally never stop finding it tragically hilarious how adam, gansey, and ronan’s narration about each other always basically boils down to “these two… the most handsome and intelligent and talented people in the Entire World… have no reason to be friends with Me, a Literal Trash Can” no matter the context or tone of the scene
no but seriously this is really sad but the fact that it happens so frequently and with basically no prompting makes it kind of funny like
ronan: *puts any effort into anything ever* gansey and adam: ronan lynch is a god among men, the most improbable and incredible creature ever to walk the earth, he could crush me with one hand and his cheekbones could slice off my entire face
gansey: *wrecks his clothes and hangs out in a pile of garbage* adam and ronan: gansey is a prince and my king, he is so beautiful, so classy, he is the perfect human specimen and i love him more than life itself
adam: *breathes* ronan and gansey: oh my god, amazing, how did you do that?? you’re better than this town you’re better than me you’re better than all of us, do you even know how talented you are? here take my wallet
meanwhile blue’s just like “yeah they’re okay or whatever, now back to MY story”
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