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momnar:

npdsquidward:

Griffin: Yeah, you climb the stairs, and uhh… it is, uhh, an uneventful climb to the 20th floor. And uh, as–

Travis: Floor 20!

Griffin: As– what?

Justin: [snorts]

Travis and Justin: Floor 20!

[3 whole seconds of unedited silence]

Griffin: We’re not gonna say anything better than that, like–

Travis: Griffin, we gotta fight some weeds at Floor 20.

Griffin: We have 30 more minutes to go, and we’re not gonna say anything better than that.

Clint: [laughs]

Griffin: Did you even think about that?

In honor of it being 4/20 today, I feel it’s only appropriate.

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lacefuneral:

reisz:

unarguably the funniest moment in the entire podcast so far

summary (because this audio isn’t edited and has irrelevant filler)

-Taako purchases The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles:A stone which, on a successful Persuasion check, can be traded to anyone for the most valuable thing they have in their possession” for 900 gold.

-He also purchases a book that increases his persuasion skill, and uses it.

-Taako convinces Garfield the Deals Warlock to give him the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom (an extremely overpowered weapon worth 60,000 gold that Griffin placed in the game as a joke.) for The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles.

-The trade succeeds, and Taako (a wizard who has no use for a weapon like this) immediately straps it to his back, revealing that he purchased it as a fashion accessory.