glitterfeyrac:

glitterfeyrac:

i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD

theelvenkingshalls:

mistergandalf:

mistergandalf:

one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

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Don’t forget that Frodo also speaks Sindarin, which makes this even worse.

Faramir: Hey, don’t go up the Spider Stairs.

Frodo: Why? What’s up the Spider Stairs?

Faramir: We don’t know, Frodo. We just don’t know.

des-zimbits:

sufferbot:

……….bitty buys himself several oversized shirts for the express purpose of letting jack steal them


#omgcp
#zimbits#i just really like the idea of jack also wanting to wear his bf’s clothes#but like. nothing fits. bitty catches jack staring at one of bitty’s own shirts for Way Too Long and he silently files away this information#picks up some loose-fit flannels the next day#writes his name on the tags… wears them all the time… casually leaves them all around jack’s apartment…#jack picks up on it pretty quick “ha ha bitty you got me” but that doesn’t stop the man from putting em on#jack gets VERY ATTACHED to them. folds em carefully in bitty’s drawer. checks the tags for bitty’s name every time.#(bitty’s oversize flannels are still a little smaller than jack would usually buy)#(bitty did this on purpose)#(jack likes em that way though. they’re like portable hugs) (via @sufferbot)