sexydexynurse:

christopher-chowder-chow:

Okay but like

Everyone realizes that Shitty B. Knight was born, raised, and still lives in Massachusetts.

But I feel like not enough people realize this means there’s an enormous possibility that he has SUCH an accent.

I live in MA, born and raised, just like Shitty. All of us have the accent, even if only sometimes or a little.

Lardo is “L-AH-do”

Zimmerman is “Zimm-a-man”

Holster? “Holst-ah”

Kegster? “Kegstah”

We don’t have R’s here. They just don’t exist.

I will forever stand by the idea that Shitty B. Knight can’t pronounce R’s for the life of him.

Is this why he goes by B or Shitty? Is his real name Brrr? And the r’s arenjust silent?