shit – tumblr backup

fruitlupee:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

excuse me

hanasaku-shijin:

Well if that’s love
it comes at much too high a cost

dankmemeuniversity:

kijilinn:

megatakesatumble:

We’re in year 4 of 2018….

I read this to my husband and he stopped dead while making toast to say, “That’s…. way too accurate.”

greensarrow:

You should be ashamed.

yiffpunk:

scumfuckus:

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

joleanart:

“so everyone that was helping us thinks we’re dead?”

mariagvogel:

So I’ve seen the post he’s talking about around tumblr and twitter, but haven’t seen this on tumblr. I think it’s worth sharing.

(Also remember: do *not* pet service dogs!)