Tag: SAME
#same
So I recently got my gallbladder taken out, and since it treated me so shittily, I decided to commemorate it in my shittiest embroidery piece yet. Bye-bye, fucker.
the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin it’s over for you bitches
What’s ur sexuality?
ronan lynch punching robert parrish in his dumb stupid face
me, oversharing on the internet about my issues
These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”
“It’s okay, you know who he is.”
2.
“Who’s the president?”
“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….
“Yup, good enough.”
3.
“And who’s the president,”
“Not fuckin’ Obama!”
“I feel ya.”
4.
“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“
“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”
“Oh, well, alright then.”
5. (My personal favorite)
“Who’s the president?”
“Ew.”
“Good enough.”
My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.
lol me too , lady
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>:3c
him grab
I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories:
- Repeats things for emphasis.
- Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, “You know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.”
- Adds unnecessary details because I need to be fully immersed in the story I’m telling you. They hold no weight at all to the story but are purely for my own satisfaction.
- Inserts random pop culture reference because my mind is basically the Wheel of Fortune and things just seemingly are linked (when they probably really aren’t ).
- Facial exaggerations.
moodboard after Fox cancelled Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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