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jake on queer eye

antoni, pouring a glass of water: pls drink this

tan: a leather jacket… over a hoodie… over a plaid shirt? what’s the inspiration behind this?

jake: bisexuality

jake: so my dad left when i was 7-

karamo, signing adoption papers: i am your father now

jake, already sobbing: not sure how my other gay black work dad will feel about this

bobby: so im gonna renovate ur house, really make the place organized

jake, sweating in adhd: uh not sure how long that will last

jonathan, putting away his razors in shock: wait what do you mean you physically can’t grow one?

holt, bursting through the doors in dramatic gay fashion: who is this ‘karamo brown’ and why are we involved in a custody battle?

queerseye:

Queer Eye Fab Five as John Mulaney Quotes

Jonathan: Then, for a back story, I will pepper in the fact that I’m gay.

Antoni: Some people give off a vibe right away of like, don’t fuck with me. My vibe is more like “Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologise to you!”

Tan: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then I’ll die.

Karamo: The more you do stuff, the better you get with dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Bobby: Now I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.