thecheshirecass:

shotfromguns:

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

ofsds:

We have some very sad news today. Leo, OFSDS Rockstar and King of the Home Gang, passed to the Rainbow Bridge last night as he slept. Until bedtime last night, Leo was acting normally, had a good dinner and was comfortable and relaxing with the family. When bedtime came, he was restless and a bit whiny. We thought it was because of the fireworks in the neighborhood. I spent much of the night checking on him because something was not right and by this morning, he was gone.
Tomorrow, I will post a memorial album about Leo. He has been with us for 6-½ years and was a big part of our family. To honor Leo’s memory, we will not be posting any more today.
We’re already missing our Leo