the-cimmerians:

favorite tumblr things with no context:

  • maybe the real Zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way
  • on a scale of 1 to worth-the-UTI, Curtis’ filthy monster dong is right up there
  • his family knew right away he was not worthy of a name starting with D
  • vore against capitalism
  • which fucking Denny’s
  • punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

  • shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch

  • we ride at midnight. bring potato

…idk maybe add your own?