skyerinzoe:

nero-neptune:

punkpipabeth:

bursuso:

punkpipabeth:

vivilevone:

percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

“You want the lightning bolt? Go get it!”

Gods: glad u survived the monsters we saw it from the throne room.

Percy: and you SAW what the monsters were doing to us

Gods: yeah bc we were sitting on the thrones

Percy: and yet you did NOTHING

Gods: ya bc we were SITTING on the THRONES

*minotaur shows up to the Battle of Manhattan* and THAT’S when the afternoon went from BAD to TERRIBLE

“I’ve never really cared about Greek Mythology. But then, last spring, the STRANGEST THING happened!”

“And then Mr. D said: “If I had my way, I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames.” You know, how you talk to a child.“

“Grover asked me if I liked Annabeth, and I said “No.” You know, like a liar.“