wellntruly:

touchtheowl:

touchtheowl:

Anthony Hopkins in Thor wasn’t phoning it in I’ve seen him phone it in this was just him turning the ham up cause they told him he could be god and get paid a million dollars for it

Taika Waititi had to tell him he was too over the top could you imagine how hard he must have been going

#tru bros never let you live down that time you told anthony hopkins #to tone it down [starlingshrike]

bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

Puffin beaks are fluorescent and we had no idea

emmersdrawberry:

a-singer-of-songs:

bethanythemartian:

mindblowingscience:

consensual-blathering:

i-am-a-book-dragon:

mindblowingscience:

A scientist in England has made an enlightening discovery about Atlantic puffins — under a UV light, their bills glow like a freshly cracked glow stick.

“It was sort of discovered by accident,” said Jamie Dunning, the ornithologist who first saw the beaks light up.

Continue Reading.

I can’t tell what is my favorite part of this article, birds see colors humans can’t comprehend, glowing puffin beaks was discover accidentally, or that puffins look really good with aviator glasses.

My favorite is definitely the quote:

So he’s had sunglasses made.

For the puffins.

“This felt like the obvious thing to do,” he said.

also ‘"We’ve actually had some printed in the shape of aviators, just for the fun of it,“ he said.‘

he knows exactly how hilariously adorable and ridiculous it is to put sunglasses on the puffins and they are just gonna roll with it

delightful

(presumably it is to protect lil puffin eyes from taking damage from a big beakless weirdo shining uv lights at the front of their face)

Scientists are perfectly delightful sometimes

Fashion

Puffin beaks are fluorescent and we had no idea

sexydexynurse:

christopher-chowder-chow:

Okay but like

Everyone realizes that Shitty B. Knight was born, raised, and still lives in Massachusetts.

But I feel like not enough people realize this means there’s an enormous possibility that he has SUCH an accent.

I live in MA, born and raised, just like Shitty. All of us have the accent, even if only sometimes or a little.

Lardo is “L-AH-do”

Zimmerman is “Zimm-a-man”

Holster? “Holst-ah”

Kegster? “Kegstah”

We don’t have R’s here. They just don’t exist.

I will forever stand by the idea that Shitty B. Knight can’t pronounce R’s for the life of him.

Is this why he goes by B or Shitty? Is his real name Brrr? And the r’s arenjust silent?