Tag: omg

owlaholic68:

TAZ: Amnesty characters as Matt Adrian’s Troubled Birds

The whole Pine Guard:

[ID: an image from the Guide to Troubled Birds: “That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ‘You’ll do it?’ ‘Of course,’ I replied.” End id]  

Duck:

[ID: an image from the Guide to Troubled Birds: “Finally he gathered himself together and spoke. ‘What the hell?’” End id]  

Aubrey:

[ID: an image from the Guide to Troubled Birds: “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.” End id]  

Ned:

[ID: an image from the Guide to Troubled Birds: “I’ve never been one to half-ass shenanigans.” End id]  

Mama:

[ID: an image from the Guide to Troubled Birds: “Dealing with you is like herding cats.” End id]  

Barclay:

[ID: an image from the Guide to Troubled Birds: “The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a form of mild insanity.” End id]  

Beacon:

[ID: an image from the Guide to Troubled Birds: “I disembowel. It’s what I do.” End id]    

Minerva:

[ID: an image from the Guide to Troubled Birds: “Things just got super weird – it’s my time to shine.” End id]

Indrid:

[ID: an image from the Guide to Troubled Birds: “He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. End id]  

Jake Coolice:

[ID: an image from the Guide to Troubled Birds: “I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.” End id]

itsbenedict:

enbyofdionysos:

enbyofdionysos:

ezra-millers:

Ezra Miller has officially confirmed he’s gender-fluid and is happy with any pronouns but goes mostly by he/him. Please update your directories accordingly 🙂

Ezra confirming he’s genderfluid is great, but it’s also the absolute most minor detail in this wild article

Please read this entire thing about how Ezra Miller is basically Ronan Lynch in Vermont and how he’s delivering goat babies

I need to buy an issue of this

[John Mulaney voice] You’re gonna close with genderfluid?? That is not the most dramatic thing that you just said.

dootmario2:

julietandherfairjuliet:

rigglos:

lesbianrey:

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

the girl who pretended to be a republican and got old white conservatives to fund her tuition

forlovefromfear:

twilightmademegay:

3denali:

twilightmademegay:

In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will

on average an adult has about 4.5-5.5 liters of blood circulating in their body. a female mosquito, when completely full, can hold up to 0.001-0.01 milliliters of blood in their abdomen depending on the species. if we take the average of both (5 liters & 0.0055 milliliters), it would take around 909,090 mosquitos to equal the amount of blood in a single human. although there isnt an exact number of the entirety of the mosquito population, we can use fermi estimation. there is about 57 million square miles of total land area on earth, while say 50 million square miles are habitable for mosquitos. with a rough of estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 square feet (overestimate due to area and time of year). after multiplying the numbers and fixing the units, there is a rough estimated 70 quadrillion mosquitos. theoretically, if a vampire lived in a mosquito dense area, such as brazil, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, etc, and could sustainably hunt around a million mosquitos to fill themselves every time they needed to feed, there would be enough mosquitos to survive on due to their large population and fast reproduction.

This is honestly everything I have ever wanted thank you for your contribution to the cause

Hey guys I think I figured out why vampires can turn into bats