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they’re married

I would never say, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her So. Much. She is a dynamite five-foot muggleborn bitch and she’s the best. When my wife walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. She’s my hero.

James Potter

spacezeros:

30 day AU challenge – day 8, disney movie/fairytale [part 3]

nick and charlie (x), jock and nerd, in high school musical

einfrost:

I have a soft spot for this kind of pose since I really like Klimt’s “The Kiss”.

omgcheckplease:

Bitty: Hops? If you could just gimme that laptop. I’m 100% certain this ‘rarefiednight’ is actually ‘senior thesis adviser Alice Atley.’
Hops: Wait…but you do have it figured out, right?
Bitty: Pft. Hah, oh my goodness. Hahaha, well! That’s a fine. You’re fined.

lowselfworth:

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

nanoochka:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

metal

tastefullyoffensive:

(via Justpeacheyy)

greyannis:

A gif for Mermay!

awwww-cute:

Waiting for the vet