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stillglowinstillcrowin:

Featuring a score comprised

Exclusively

Of all star by smash mouth

HEY UM WHAT

wtfannibal:

drarry:

someone once messaged me to let me know that Hannibal and Will’s age gap was problematic and I was just sitting there like…. Really…. that’s your first and most pressing issue with Hannigram, Really

they’re cannibals, susan

and, like, they’re in their forties

get it together, susan.

shellstrapon:

nbjanet:

duvallon:

why are jason’s only solutions for any problem either ‘molotov cocktail’ or ‘marriage’

Most people: fight or flight

Jason Mendoza: fight or fuck

He’s got the the face of a Greek god and the problem solving ability of one too

aqua-cultured:

botanyshitposts:

JSTOR is the most bizarre organization to have temporary tattoos available at their booth which means of course i had to put one on my body

#i thought this was real at first and i was like you know what? i respect that

marauders4evr:

lemongrassbellybuttontears:

fleamontpotter:

Theory: JK Rowling is actually Barty Crouch Jr taking polyjuice potion. The real JK Rowling is locked in a suitcase in Scotland. I pray daily for her release.

My conspiracy is she pulled a Gilderoy Lockhart and the Harry Potter series isn’t hers and now she’s writing bad fan fiction to pretend like she actually wrote it.

This is also good.

rebelmeg:

pr1nceshawn:

Punny Signs.

This sign maker deserves a raise.

paulthomasfanderson:

Alien (1979)

this movie has not aged well, like at all

aechlys:

wHAAAAAAATTTTT???!!!!!!!!!!

salmonpynk:

antidevelopment:

maoh:

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

mjalti:

seaflying-fliptuna:

enajcosta:

aviculor:

crystalquintessential:

mjalti:

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,