wrong–lever:

neptunes-salty-butthole:

m16s-m1911s-and-power:

Gmod

That’s a bathtub… This is also definitely not legal and isjjejwks

So glad there are people who don’t give a shit if something’s legal or not. Imagine the suffocating effect and collapse of innovation in society if legality was all anyone cared about.

chaliceink:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)

I have to shout out for my Norwegian Forrest Cats!

extrasassylampshade:

dont-taunt-the-octopus:

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

this actually made me laugh out loud

viinria:

ahaze:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

SYMBROCK CONFIRMED

Update:

calystarose:

youraverageabitch:

fucking lol

wickedoldhag:

toolmutual:

toolmutual:

i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy

it’s so much fucking funnier than i remember

swear to god i was once watching a soap where a character with a big scar across his face learned he was about to become a father, & he was imagining his baby & it also had a scar across its face

saheeli-rai:

catchymemes:

you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.