#this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it?
i cannot get over the entire male avengers cast dancing around the vulgarity of fuck marry kill + in some cases even the implied homoeroticism of having to choose between 3 men, and then the camera cuts to tom holland who does not even have to think before saying out loud, at the official premiere gala that chris hemsworth is also at, that he’d fuck chris hemsworth
One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy
Hello, Police? I would like to report a murder at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
Immediately following Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ homegoing service, refreshments will be served in the hall. It’s Easy Mac and dried out rotisserie chickens from Food Lion tho, so…ya know…
“What’s ‘Uncle Tom’ but for white women that disappoint other white women” SCREAMING
why does p*ssy fluid prune fingers 10000x faster than any other liquid
It’s the high acidity level of the mucus from the vaginal canal. The vagina is actually very acidic. The Ph level usually varies from 3-4.5 in terms of acidity.
Strong enough to bleach any colored/type/thickness of fabric. But that’s good because that’s how it keeps itself clean from bad bacteria and other microbes. Since it’s warm, damp, and dark it’s the perfect place for bacteria to grow! But the acidic mucus only allows (for the most part) good bacteria to survive!
The reasons your fingers prune, in general, is evolutionary. So they can grab onto wet objects or onto objects in wet climates (usually swamps, bogs, etc).
SO! It’s the body responding biologically/evolutionary to the high acidic level (like different wetlands with various Ph levels). It doesn’t know your pleasuring your girl/guy/or neither, the body thinks your off to gather some grub from your nearest wetland.
tumblr backup 