Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood
out of all the avengers, who you think lay the best pipe? my money is on thor
Captain America dick trash cause he be like “I don’t wanna hurt you when you ask him to slap your ass.
Iron man too busy stroking only for himself. He nuttin first.
Hulk got all that dick and no stroke so it’s trash and it hurt
Dr strange get off on lettin you peg him so technically you layin down the best pipe technically
War machine got medium dick. It is what it is.
Tchalla trynna make love to you when you’re trynna get your back blown. I mean it’s cute and it’s nice but you not trynna Be loved
Vision and falcon prematurely ejaculated and said it doesn’t usually happen but it do
Bucky stealin money out your purse while he hitting it and say he don’t remember doin it and you let him fuck again
Thor layin down that let me cook you biscuits and greens dick. Y’all fucking all through the house and he make you want to give him the keys to your crib and co-sign your pussy to him.
I mean it’s a no brainer
What…..the…fuck
I thought they meant manual labor I was not prepared for the rest
– T’Challa would def bone you down and make love to you at the same time. He’s doing kinky shit but still kissing you on the lips and cuddling afterwards.
– Steve is def a golden boy in the streets and a daddy in the sheets. I don’t make the rules (have you seen his beard in IW? Point made)
Your boy Steve was born in the 1920’s. There’s no chance he is anything but missionary with the lights off. He’s dry toast and whole milk. My man’s first erection came when a bathing suit was a burlap sack. If you say the word nipple he might blow his load.
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