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I just got whiplash nothing could have prepared me for this

thegestianpoet:

mood: paintings of apollo and hyacinth where hyacinth looks like that lightweight friend who always ruins your night at the club by passing out early

“i know you can do this just get your ass in the uber”

broitsablog:

havanapitbull:

screenshots dont do this justice

*inhuman clicking*

alrightinthebayou:

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

lovepsychothefirst:

jennamourey:

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles #I’ve never subscribed to hr channel #but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect #she does NOT clickbait #she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do #90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait #but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says #how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground #I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT #spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees #as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in #while floating 4 feet above the ground #because she fucking found out how many balloons it took #‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title #her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences #by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap #I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS #literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them #I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around #she just … does exactly what she says she will #like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

this man asked if its okay to buy an engagement ring with a skull on it and antoni went through every stage of grief in the background within about four seconds

x

acceptance

butchheshe:

Jonathan form queer eye hitting on every ugly straight guy to boost their self steem is braver than any US marine

jacksepticeyefangirl:

I laughed at this too much

birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

ghoulsjw:

ghoulsjw:

@oliviawildescheekbones and i have been roleplaying meme jeopardy in the group chat and everyone else has gone completely silent