brehaaorgana:

mystery-moose:

maxiesatanofficial:

doughgoong:

everything happening here

this looks like a half-finished poster for a wacky 80s comedy where travis is trying to teach justin and griffin to be cool

See I was gonna say a half-finished poster for a wacky 80’s comedy in which Justin and Griffin are trying to kill the others for inheritance money and Travis is completely oblivious to their constant failed Spy vs. Spy-style assassination attempts.

It’s both.

barzum-and-baizli:

elwurd:

raven-dreaming:

dreamteen:

pillars-of-creation-are-rad:

pumpkin-spice-paradox:

I think I may have unlocked the secret to success. feel free to contribute to this theory

may I suggest an edit

I’ve made an appropriate addition I believe

Add “potential immortality” to the JJohn Mulaney and Andrew Hussie section. 

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the chart is complete

transpunkspacejunk:

justin mcelroy: fantastic friend-shaped ageless deity who likely has the power to grant hilarious and extremely specific magical favors

travis mcelroy: nice and funny humanoid alien with a lumberjack aesthetic who has taken a liking to people and decided to stay long-term

griffin mcelroy: frightening but ultimately harmless trickster demon possessing the body of an IT helpdesk employee, genuinely just here for a laff

pinkiepiebones:

baking-accident:

series of unfortunate events except with the mcelroy brothers and everyone still says stuff like “but you’re CHILDREN” even though they are clearly 3 grown men being sent to various guardians and boarding schools

Justin: *pointing at everyone* Olaf. Olaf. Suuuuuuuper Olaf.

Travis: But why would Count Olaf keep using such poor disguises and getting cau-

Griffin: It’s his fetish.

bibarrybluejeans:

roachpatrol:

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days