ironmess:

james rhodes (lifelong friend): on time in college we got really drunk and went to the roof to yell science is cool you nerds and then we blacked out

stephen strange (rich doctor): the other day he texted me that there was an emergency at the hospital and that he needed my help so i went as fast as i could but it turns out he was just visiting sick kids and wanted me to do some magic tricks

peter quill (human disaster): that time we f- (network censoring) 

bruce banner (scientifically friendzoned): he called me at 3am one night and told me all about this experiment he was doing. turns out he wanted to make a hulk-based serum that would allow him to get steve and thor drunk. i dont know how he connected those to ideas but i went straight to the lab and worked all night with him. we failed, catastrophically, but it was a great night. (we may have gotten a bit drunk too)

thor (pirate angel god): i was really upset one day about my brother’s passing so he made me watch all harry potter films with him in one go. i do not know what it meant but i think it was special. 

james “bucky” barnes (killed his parents): so one time we were on a mission with steve and some weird guy drugged him real bad. we were near stark’s place so i just showed up there hoping he wouldn’t, you know, kill me. he didnt say a word and let us in, started making some blood tests and called a (discret) doctor. steve was really out of it and couldnt stop saying weird and embarrassing shit about tony. even so stark was very kind and gentle with him, a bit sad about it too. when we were ready to go i thanked him and he asked me to take care of steve for him. im not sure i wouldve done the same in his position. he is a good man. 

t’challa (literally royalty): the first time he came to wakanda he was so excited about our culture and technology he made a 500 page long thesis about why wakanda was the future of civilization. it was cute.  

steve rogers (ex that broke his heart): once i told him i was bored at some politician’s party and he just rushed in with the iron man suit and told everyone captain america was needed somewhere else. we spent the night flying around the city and talking about our lives until the sun came up. god i miss him so much