Explain Marvel movies badly

buckbuckbuck:

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  • Teenage boy meets a wealthy man who wisks (sic) him away to foreign countries, takes his clothes as punishment, and tells him to hide the true nature of their relationship from friends or family.
  • Vigilantes ruin New York in order to close border and stop aliens from entering the country.
  • Rich kid spends long weekend getting to know girl after his father throws him out for being irresponsible, then disappears from her life after being allowed to move back in.
  • Man discovers his long-lost father is a jerk and blows him up with the help of his childhood kidnapper
  • Two 90 year old men beat each other up because one of them can’t remember who the other is.

starkrevolution:

ruffaled:

rdjay:

one-piece-of-harry:

stanleyraymondkowalski:

antifasteve:

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

this is fake news don’t EVER disrespect pepper like this

Didn’t he, like, canonically get pegged by gamora too lmaooooooo

Yes

Wait this was pegging? I HAD NO IDEA LIKE I WAS SO INTO THIS TONY GAMORA PANEL ALREADY AND NOW IT IS LIKE 5000000000000000 TIMES BETTER. AJSKALAKKAKAA.

I saw this and went: “Hang on now… I remember reading that. I did NOT think they were pegging.” Then I dug it out and had a closer look:

Panel two, bottom left corner — that is definitely a strap-on harness. This whole thing makes so much more sense now. I cannot believe I didn’t see that before.

Damn Gamora. Fierce.