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• the evolution of the bird’s-eye view of the iced coffees
• 4 coffees at the beginning
• 1 coffee when Simon is alone
• 5 at the end when everyone is back together
• every single line the drama teacher Ms. Albright said
• “This is going to look like a real German sex club! Don’t ask me how I know that.”
• “Nuh-uh, this is mine now. Imma sell it. Get my tubes tied.”
• the love of my life, Abby “at my old school that would’ve been settled with a knife fight” Suso
• Bram’s toothy smile when he asks Simon for some fries
• when Garrett points to the nerdy freshman and invites him to the Halloween party
• “You’ll freak him out, man.”
• “Yeah, he’s like nine.”
• Simon owns a record player because he’s a useless #aestheticgay
• when Simon googles how to dress like a gay guy and a pic of Greg Berlanti comes up
• “You look like a drag queen rolled around in magnetic poetry.”
• in his dream sequence about being gay in college the banners outside the school say “LIBERAL UNIVERSITY”
• actually that entire gaydream is my favorite thing ever (the choreography!!!!)
• “We’re good parents.” “Yeah, we’re good parents.”
• the entire Waffle House scene
• no one in the restaurant cares
• that’s just how Waffle House is
• the kid who ate poison ivy bc someone told him it was weed #JustPublicSchoolThings
• THE REALLY TALL KID WITH THE TRUMPET WTF ICONIC
• Martin’s never-ending graphic T-shirts
• Simon’s all-hoodie wardrobe? rocks my world.
• when Simon is gaydreaming about Bram and Keiynan Lonsdale looks directly into the camera and says, “I can’t stop thinking about kissing you.”
• “KeEp YoUr EyEs On YoUr OwN tEsT, sImOn!!!”
• when Simon is gaydreaming about Cal and he just gets up from the dinner table to make out with thin air????? a big gay mood
• Nick and Abby arguing about Drake while Martin talks to himself in the backseat
• the look Leah gives Simon behind his back
• when Leah complains that Nick didn’t even fill in the letters on his costume and she does it for him but they’re not even colored in all the way???????????????
• actually every single line by Leah??? is gold???
• “Is this a Make-A-Wish situation?”
• LEAH’S DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• WHEN SIMON DRINKS THE BEER TO IMPRESS BRAM AND THEN SPITS IT UP A LITTLE YESSSS GAY MOOOOOOOOOD
• the squinty-eyes Nick gives Simon when he says, “I just love all women!”
• “I could never be just friends with someone that hot.” “Everyday’s a struggle.”
• “Maybe it’s something you’re not seeing, right in front of your eyes.” “What am I not seeing?” “NO IDEA!!!” *changes radio station*
• every time there is gay dramatic irony
• the evolution of Simon’s signatures
• Jacques
• Love, Jacques
• Love, Simon