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My head hurts from laughing at this so hard

biracialquirkiness:

🙌🏾❤️

transpeter:

peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”

tony: well, can’t you?

peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —

steve: can we change the subject

loki: let him finish talking

fineassdorito:

me watching a movie: omg that was a gif

celestialdeth:

kissingagrumpygiant:

Hey if vines exist in the MCU does that mean the “how did you take down captain America” “we shot him in ze legz bc his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot” vine also exist and has Steve seen it

not only has steve seen it its his favorite vine and his ringtone

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

star-divination:

haiku-robot:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

slapandticklelol:

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em

^Haiku^{^bot^{^9. ^{I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. ^{Sometimes I make mistakes.}}}}

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We have come full circle.

This AI is horrifyingly aware

smarmyanarchist:

Count Olaf is just another in a long list of characters confirming my thesis that villains are just theater kids who never grew out of it

bibarrybluejeans:

roachpatrol:

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days

gutsybitsies:

Jack: My boyfriend is biphobic because he’s taken so many cute selfies but hasn’t sent me all of them and that inconveniences me.

jewellu:

thewinterdaredevil:

adam’s college roommate: hey dude wanna go to commons and get dinner

adam, dissociated to the seventh dimension, arranging a pentagram of candles, smoking black cauldron in the middle, tarot cards spilling out of his pockets: what

smoking black cauldron?? he’s a college student – it’s a bucket he got for $2 at the drug store