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Tag: lol
Concept: Angels don’t have to wear their halos on their head.
- Turn the halo into a gold collar.
- Shrink it down into a ring or bracelet.
- Turn it into a gold septum.
- Sacred nipple piercings.
please stop telling me about halo cock rings
marvel wants to bury its gays but theyve never had more than one so they just keep killing loki and bringing him back
Shuri when she finds out Peter fought Capt: How did you take down Captain America?
Peter in a terrible German Accent: I shot him in Zee legs because his shields zee size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot.
Steve: *looks down sadly at his shield*
Tony, dispite still not understanding that refrence:
hi is anyone here good at photoshop and can make a version of leonardo da vincis st john the baptist where hes flipping the bird
this is incredibly important
how’s this?
god bless
Why was this important? Like, I love the photoshop, but why?
1. i needed a reaction image for a very specific hypothetical situation that will never happen
2. its what leonardo would have wanted
Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?
The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts –
Enchantress:
I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG
ADAM LYNCH
IT WAS A TYPO IT’S A TYPO STAND DOWN
TYPO OR FREUDIAN SLIP
Typo. If you guys think Adam Parrish would change his last name for anybody, you’re OUT OF YOUR COLLECTIVE MINDS.
Nakia, in the distance: hell yes.
Headcanon: Loki’s actually quite good at healing magic, but only because Frigga made him learn it after she got sick of healing young!Thor’s stab wounds every second day.
loki: *stabs thor* don’t tell mom, I’ll heal you, you’re fine, don’t tell mom, it’s only a flesh wound
thor: gyarsdgahgl
frigga: *drinks more*
The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous
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