Hot Take: Satan’s actual aim in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.
Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.
Teenage boy meets a wealthy man who wisks (sic) him away to foreign countries, takes his clothes as punishment, and tells him to hide the true nature of their relationship from friends or family.
Vigilantes ruin New York in order to close border and stop aliens from entering the country.
Rich kid spends long weekend getting to know girl after his father throws him out for being irresponsible, then disappears from her life after being allowed to move back in.
Man discovers his long-lost father is a jerk and blows him up with the help of his childhood kidnapper
Two 90 year old men beat each other up because one of them can’t remember who the other is.
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
“nailed it.”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud.
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