poetry-protest-pornography:

bittyholtz:

imagining bitty using everyones first name whenever he’s upset with them is the funniest thing.

Full first names, no abbreviations

Chowder: Hey, BItty?

Bitty: Yes, Christopher?

Chowder (internally): Shit, he knows I scratched his favorite pan

Bitty: William, can you come here please?

Dex: Uh, sure Bits. Can I just say i’m sorry for whatever it is and also that I’m texting Nursey so he knows where I am?

Holster (walks into the room to find Bitty waiting for him with his arms crossed and foot tapping impatiently on the floor): Uh– *tries to back out of the room*

Bitty: Oh, Adam, I was hoping you had a minute? (It is absolutely not a question)

Jack: Hey, bud. What’s up?

Bitty: Well, Jaques…

stagdoewolfdog:

vondrakenhof:

prongsmydeer:

I hope Sirius constantly turned into a dog to get out of arguments with James, because it would mean that James was left with the following options:

  • Being known as the crazy man who is arguing with a dog
  • Rough-housing, and being known as the man who is mean to dogs
  • Submitting to Sirius’s literal puppy-dog eyes, and losing almost every argument they have from the age of 15 onward

The fourth option is to turn into a deer and continue the argument.

Hogwarts student: *walks in on a deer and dog barking at each other*

Hogwarts student: 

Hogwarts student: why does this keep happening