season 6 was great!!

Hannibal: God, you’re being so mean.

Hannibal: Do it more.

Will: I hope you die.

Hannibal:

Hannibal, Translated: Don’t be so mainstream, Will

iesika:

arachnaboy:

ragnarokapologist:

ragnarokapologist:

all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman

thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?

pub girl: uh sure yeah

thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!

girl: omg aren’t you the god of lesbians

thor: *crying tears of joy* y,,,es i am

hela: what were you the god of again?

hela: *tackled by 50 lesbians*

Bold of you to assume lesbians have any personal power when confronted by Cate Blanchett.

harrypotterhousequotes:

SLYTHERIN: “You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.” –Mel Brooks + Norman Steinberg + Andrew Bergman + Richard Pryor + Alan Uger (The Waco Kid: Blazing Saddles)

trashburgerbiz:

This is never not funny.

uglyloki:

Magnus Burnsides, running through the Bureau of Balance, followed by Carey, Killian, Lucretia, and NO3113: let’s go lesbians let’s go LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO here we go lesbians.. here we go lesbians C’mon! LET’S GO LESBIANS!! oh my god lesbians…. oh my god lesbians- move outta my way ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS HERE WE ARE CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!

imagine that scene in atla where zuko walks in to the tent and sokka turns around on a mat with a rose in his mouth, but keith is zuko and sokka is lance

oekaki-chan:

What do you mean this never happened?

parrishsrubberplant:

Jack: Some folks from the team came over and Bitty got drunk on wine last night

Shitty: What kind of wine?

Jack: Boxed

Shitty: I trained him well

Jack: Anyway he tried to set our marriage certificate on fire and said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

quinepeather:

diet-soda:

bless Scottish twitter

ya fuckin space slice