That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Griffin, tears in his eyes: Justin, please stop making up NPCS in keplar I’m begging you
Justin, in his mild, West-Virginian Duck Newtown Voice: My town now motherfucker
Adam Parrish’s flirting game is pretty average, if we’re being honest, it’s nothing exceptional but it’s definitely decent, but by comparison to the others he seems like a flirting master, Gansey literally just starts telling Blue facts about ducks and this is apparently flirting to him, Ronan turns up at Adam’s place of work, terrifies him, starts a fight with him, and then leaves magical handcream in his car, Blue makes a mediocre joke about congress’ number having a 666 in it and then proceeds to repeatedly ask Gansey if he got it, I love them all but these 3 have 0 game and so Adam’s actually decent attempts at flirting make him seem fantastic at it
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