so if you’re gay….and I’m gay…who’s going to initiate the conversation
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so what if hannigram gets a sex scene in season 4? so what if hannigram doesn’t get a sex scene in season 4?
either way, hannibal’s gonna have some tender human flesh in his mouth and he’s gonna be absolutely thrilled about it.
It’ll probably be all symbolic, tho, like Hannibal eating a peach in slow motion while the peach is superimposed over Will’s ripe booty
Will eating a hotdog in one mouthful superimposed over the peach eating
Stock footage of a volcanic eruption superimposed over will eating a hotdog superimposed over hannibal going to town on that peach booty.
A train entering a tunnel over the volcano over the hotdog stuffing over the peach sucking
Tsunami footage sourced from the weather channel over the train over the volcano over the hot dog/peach situation.
And they hold hands
Also it’s a kaleidoscope
Everett Ross in the last frame, like “Well, he’s not wrong…”
Write out the name Donkey Kong but replace the “D” in Donkey with the first consonant of your first name and replace the “K” in Kong with the first consonant of your last name. That is your official DK Crew name.
I have been personally victimized by this post. It was written just to spite me. Just to rustle my jimmies. Just to call me Monkey Dong.
It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.
We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy
who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,
who talks to sea creatures,
who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)
which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative
with an army of sharks
And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength
… I’m just saying
So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.
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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Just you wait
a compilation of underrated tweets, part 2
Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.
Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.
COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY
V A N P I R E
okay okay hear me out….
jack and bitty playing “my boyfriend sucks at celebrity trivia” like jenna marbles does on her channel……
oh my fucking god this is the best headcanon ive ever had
bitty: now y’all gotta be nice in the comments, jack spent his formative years pretty much exclusively in a hockey rink.
jack: this is the worst idea.
bitty: it’ll be fine!
TEN MINUTES LATER
bitty, slumped halfway down in his chair, playing the Titanic theme and staring at jack in abject horror: jack. jack oh my god.
jack, staring right back at him blankly: i have…no idea what this is.
bitty: okay, fine, let’s try this one. *plays two seconds of the next theme song*
jack, instantly: Breaking Bad.
bitty: oh for god’s SAKE
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