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an-anxious-gay-mess:

fuckmartinaddisonman:

Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney

“I really like girls” I said, you know, like a liar

irisesirises:

anti-social-tree:

2pride2prejudice:

gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow

so are you inplying that she may have also attended jake mcnamara’s house party

no cuz that was just 100 drunk white children

megkips:

barricadeur:

John Mulaney is hosting SNL, and they just did a lobster-themed “Les Misérables” parody…. the world is a beautiful place.

This sketch is improved 200% when you recall that in “Oh, Hello” Mullaney’s character makes a throwaway comment about ordering lobster in a diner just to see what would happen.

harleyeah:

Javert: Now prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole’s begun. You know what that means.

Valjean: Yes, it means I’m free

Javert:

dont-touch-my-juice:

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

possiblestalker:

Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke.

girlkisser:

it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why i oughta”

avengersincamphalfbloodstardis:

someone: stop quoting John Mulaney all the time

me: