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i went overboard 🙂

Jack: I’m Shitty Knight’s emergency contact.

Campus Security: So you’re here to pick him up?

Jack: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

unacaritafeliz:

Imagine Jack and Tater doing some goofy interview together for Falcs’ TV and Tater asks who Jack’s favourite Chris is.

Jack’s kinda confused because it’s a really weird and specific question, but there’s no hesitation in his voice when he answers “Chow.”

dadbobzimmermann:

“Be productive”? Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you said “draw Jack Zimmermann from Sidney Crosby refs.”

teluete:

Because Jack Zimmermann works harder than God.

When I can’t think of anything to draw, I go through old doodles and re-do them. They don’t always turn out well, but I’m glad this one did.

onethousandroaches:

this is incredibly specific but i’d imagine jack telling shitty about the first time he kissed bitty would play out EXACTLY like in the fifth harry potter book when harry tells ron he kissed cho chang

shitty: well, how was it?

jack: wet.

shitty: [incomprehensible noise]

jack: because he was crying.

shitty: oh. are you that bad at kissing???

zimmermanns:

hey yall i love jack zimmermann ….. a soft and passionate boy, a real nerd of a jock ….. an iconic bisexual ……. he loves his friends. his best friend is a guy who goes by shitty? imagine the kind of person you have to be to be Best Friends with b shitty knight. everyone who acts like jack is 100% cold and stoic except for when he’s dating bitty has to step back and remember he is dearly beloved by his fratty dumbass college teammates …. his additions to the groupchat are hilarious. his CRUEL SHEEP EMPIRE (”it wasn’t cruel”). he’s silly yall. he’s just a boy. let him be soft but also Let Him Be Funny

bittyholtz:

showsonface:

when people insist you have a normal middle name instead of some shit like ‘bourgeosie’

(ref)

(PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN CAPTIONS LMAO)

When someone says they’re gonna end up dating Jack but they aren’t Bitty or yourself, so you gotta set them straight

violacakes:

itsybittle:

Confusing and threatening to outsiders is the best description of the Samwell Hockey Team I’ve ever heard.

I am loving Bitty gathering this support network, and while it makes sense that Ransom and Holster never needed it, I’m a little sad that Jack didn’t find his people here a few years ago. Spending time around a bunch of other captains who didn’t really know who his Dad was would have done him WONDERS.

geniusorinsanity:

reporter: Jack, how does it feel to be the first openly gay Stanley Cup champion?

Jack, a bisexual: i wouldn’t know