glumshoe:

stoneboar:

glumshoe:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

glumshoe:

[puts on glasses] suddenly Seymour

is that a fucking pun?

Oh i legit just thought it was because you looked like seymour but GOSH DARN IT WAS A PUN THE WHOLE TIME

it was both

sassismyspiritanimal25:

profeminist:

Source

You had me at “Ruth Vader Ginsburg”

rubixburd:

Me, a disgraced academic turned farmer, surveying my crops: Finally… I am out standing in my field

confessionistt:

cardozzza:

cardozzza:

Spank Dwayne Johnson

Call that hitting rock bottom

i identify as sleeping

l80s:

does that make you napkin

arsoniick:

op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess

digitaldiscipline:

I suppose I could offer instructions for how to talk shit and throw shade.

I’ll call it the Diss Course.

neoclassikill:

neoclassikill:

me: that is a good pun. how do I credit you? do you have a tumblr?

my friend anna: I have a joe biden-themed glee hate blog that I haven’t updated since 2012

me: …sounds good

in conclusion, many thanks to @joebidenandklaine for writing this comic

Tag: i love puns

You had me at “Ruth Vader Ginsburg”

i identify as sleeping