i love puns – tumblr backup

kleppy02:

followthebluebell:

fimbry-talks:

Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.

Your cat’s name is Yardstick?

He has three feet.

val-ritz:

aaronsmithtumbler:

Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

ziraseal:

spanishskulduggery:

spanishskulduggery:

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an emocean.”

Emocean underlined three times

11 year old you is a fucking genius

spillywolf:

jthm:

this has probably been done before

@forksalesperson

earlploddington:

supersaiyansadie:

thIS IS THE BEST PUN EVER AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE GET OUT

honestly i didn’t realise that was a pun st first bc English Officers in the first world war were just Like That

copperbadge:

tienriu:

layered-like-an-onion:

catchymemes:

“I visited the
pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in
shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I
started painting him.“

by Volensblood

A PUMPGUIN

@copperbadge

Ah yes, the most well known of all the flightless gourds.

crossroadscastiel:

disgustinganimals:

jennamoreci:

beanstalkofsins:

m86:

hazycapitalist:

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

A shitten.

no one wanted to call this an alpacat and i’m personally offended

@xoxoemynn