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fawnfreckles:

is the word “Quidditch” just a combination of all the names of the balls used for it

Sirius: For this Order mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Remus: I feel this is going to be a dig at me.
Sirius: I wore Remus’s clothes.
Remus: There it is.

ppolkadotty:

smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault:

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

1136monmouth:

“I just haven’t got your brains or your memory or your concentration – you’re just cleverer than I am – is it nice to rub it in?”

“Oh, don’t give me that rubbish,” said [Adam], but he looked slightly mollified as he led the way out into the damp courtyard.

(pynch week 2018 day 1: hogwarts au)

nobledoritoman:

mamalaz:

mamalaz:

Harry Potter/Avengers AU

The Avengers are a team of Witches and Wizards fighting against the Dark Lord Thanos.

Tony is the mad Wizarding inventor who is a genius with a wand. Bruce is a part-time healer, full-time shape-shifting werewolf. Clint and Natasha are Unspeakables. Thor is a Quidditch beater. And Auror Steve has one hell of a shield charm.

(Oh, and Loki is a Death Eater, which no one is surprised about)

Just needed to add an imperio’d Bucky as the Winter Sorcerer and Peggy in Steve’s compass…

Oh! And Peter going to Hogwarts having Harry Potter like adventures. And Mad Eye Fury is Head of the Department of Mysteries…

And T’Challa, who is from the completely magical kingdom of Wakanda (and has an Animagus that is a black panther). And Scott, who has been incarcerated in Azkaban.

Oh, and I missed Quidditch Warrior Thor the first time (who usually prefers being a beater) so here he is with Wanda, who is a defected ex-Death Eater

IM HAVING HEAT PALIPITATIONS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS

lovebeyondmeasure:

accio-shitpost:

every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face

#every patronus ron weasley has ever produced was also done with the memory of hermione decking malfoy in the face (via raisindeatre)

mandrakescry:

Harry Potter books covers from around the world.

angelic-agent-beyonce:

honeyedukes:

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

accio-shitpost:

tbh people mock harry for going back to rescue fleurs sister in the second triwizard task but harry knows dumbledore better than anyone else. he probably looked at the situation and thought “would dumbledore let an eight year old drown just because fleur couldnt do this bit? yes. yes he would.”

stagdoewolfdog:

vondrakenhof:

prongsmydeer:

I hope Sirius constantly turned into a dog to get out of arguments with James, because it would mean that James was left with the following options:

Being known as the crazy man who is arguing with a dog

Rough-housing, and being known as the man who is mean to dogs

Submitting to Sirius’s literal puppy-dog eyes, and losing almost every argument they have from the age of 15 onward

The fourth option is to turn into a deer and continue the argument.

Hogwarts student: *walks in on a deer and dog barking at each other*

Hogwarts student:

Hogwarts student: why does this keep happening