Phew! This one is my longest comic yet: didn’t want to cut out any Harry or Minerva badassery. Also the Carrows are the worst, so this was very satisfying to draw. >:)
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is just too big a stretch for my suspension of disbelief. Magic, unicorns, childhood trauma manifesting as a physical representation of destruction- that’s all cool.
But don’t try to make me believe that Jude Dumbledore Law wanted to grind on Coleslaw Head up there.
THIS
TEA
I mean, would you rather have that this mayonnaise vampire or would you rather have
him?
i mean, the dewy eyes, the salt and pepper, the slight five o clock shadow, the square jaw, the perfectly manicured eyebrows… and he doesn’t look like he’s going to die at any moment
if i looked like my mustache attended KKK rallies, i’d probably transfigure myself to look like Colin Farrell too
Why is Dumbledore teaching DADA? Didn’t he teach Transfiguration?
Because not even JKR cares about canon anymore?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Or they, you know, changed a small background detail to make a more interesting scene in a film? It’s far from the worst thing to come out of a HP movie.
Sirius: I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired…
Sirius: So I’m going to take a nap, but when I wake up, oh you are in for it.
[four hours later]
Sirius: How dare you?
On the subject, I want to share my personal favorite “Tom Riddle is a massive idiot” move. Because oh, it makes me laugh.
See, I do believe that Tom made an earnest effort at protecting the diadem based on his knowledge. It’s just that his knowledge is wrong (and also that he was rushed for time and possibly that the Room of Requirement swallowed whatever protective spells he cast on the diadem).
I don’t think that Tom was arrogant enough to believe that he was the only one who’d found the Room of Requirement, but I do believe that Tom is arrogant enough to believe that the Room of Requirement would somehow ultimately be loyal to him and him alone. The Chamber of Secrets and that no one had discovered his horcruxes primed him to believe that Hogwarts (his birthright, in his mind) would serve his interests above all others and that the diadem would be lost in this labyrinth of hidden things forever.
But, see, not only does Tom not own Hogwarts, but Tom hid the diadem in a room designed to give up whatever any person desires.
Sure, there might have been protections, but Harry Potter walks in and goes, “I want a horcrux.” And the Room of Requirement basically goes, “I have a horcrux!!!” and practically throws it at Harry’s head with no charge.
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.
Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.
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