A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
i’d probably ship it, tbh
Tag: heck yes
Ok but between Bitty’s vision and decorating, Dex’s handyman skills, and Ollie and Wicks’ interior design, the Haus is gonna be completely renovated by graduation.
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