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griffinmcelroyspisskink:

mcelboycontent:

“are you KIDDING me???”

Transcript:

Rachel: uh, and- and it’s something that I’ve noticed like, when I saw these three things about like- empathy, positivity, and strong emotional connections, it kinda helped me highlight… which components were missing from my previous relationships and kind of-

Griffin: you scared the living- the ever living fucking- mother fucking-

Rachel: *laughing*

Griffin: -fucking shit out of me and I shit my pants and almost died.

Rachel: *still laughing*

Griffin: are you kidding me? Doing a sentence like that? On a podcast? I almost shit my fucking butt off- are you kidding me? “It helped me realize something-“ this is our last episode of Wonderful!- are you kidding me?

Rachel: *laughing* I’m sorry

Griffin: Jesus Christ-

Rachel: *still laughing* helped me realize what was missing from my previous relationships-

Griffin: okay, but you understand that you sent shockwaves through the whole- like people were writing Facebook posts like, “WHAT THE FU- oh.”

Rachel: why would I bring you to this podcast to tear you-

Griffin: i don’t know! Last week you brought our sexual relations- our sexual conquest into the thing, I thought that “maybe Rachel is doing a bold new style of podcasting”

Rachel: *laughing* Griffin, I’m taking this opportunity…

Griffin: yeah, wowzers

Rachel: no, I was gonna say that it makes me realize why ours works so well

Griffin: oh, thank God

Rachel: ‘cause we are very empathetic with each other, we do compliment each other often-

Griffin: yeah

Rachel: and-

Griffin: sex power is off the charts

Rachel: -we’re positive

Griffin: yeah, we can’t even quantify our sex power

Rachel: yeahh, sex power

Griffin: blew up the bedroom yesterday

Rachel: ah, jeez

Griffin: a wave of super sonic force shot out of my body like I was-

Rachel: well you don’t have to tell out listeners, they probably felt it

Griffin: oh, no, apparently that’s what we do on this show, is tell them about my super sonic sex energy like Blanka from Street Fighter- shooting out of my body like electricity, tearing off the wall paper

Rachel: i don’t know who Blanka is

Griffin: that’s okay, he’s a big green monster from Street Fighter. He’s cool. He does this power where he crouches down and shoots electricity out of his body and like, y’know, E. Honda tries to punch him but gets a big shock

Rachel: you with your sex power, you’re more like Sheet Fighter

Griffin: ….. *starts laughing*

Rachel: pretty good, right?

Griffin: *still laughing* yeah

Rachel: *also laughing*

thevoidfish:

tazdelightful:

brushstrokebauble:

Things we know:

• Griffin uploaded a demo of Game Maker studio 2 with Pat to Polygon, where he shows off two mostly functional games that he designed himself and programmed in about 30 hours

• Griffin uploaded the Adventure Zone as a filler episode for MBMBAM when Justin was on parental leave.

• In the Adventure Zone, when Griffin first started composing original tracks, he prefaced it with “I’m just starting out, so I’m not good at it…” These soundtracks raised over $10,000 for charity.

What I’m saying is that Griffin could basically make Undertale 2 over a weekend if he was bored. I’m not sure I can comprehend that level of power

This reminds me of Clint’s foreword in The Adventure Zine where he mentions that Griffin taught himself to read at 2 ½ years old because he would watch his brothers read Final Fantasy dialogue out loud and…

Everything about Griffin just make so much sense

God gave Griffin anxiety because otherwise he would be unstoppable

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thatgirlonstage:

I’ve been working on this for months and the truth is I could continue to add to it forever but I want you all to enjoy it with me

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thatgirlonstage:

I’ve been working on this for months and the truth is I could continue to add to it forever but I want you all to enjoy it with me

kirkvvall:

i think my fav thing about griffin as a dm is that instead of going “unfortunately the ooze is immune to slashing damage :/” he says “if you were making a pb&j sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter, would you take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch”

cloysterbell:

herrhasen:

cloysterbell:

herrhasen:

cloysterbell:

herrhasen:

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

I watched Kiki’s Delivery Service for the first time today and it’s a good movie but I couldn’t shake the fact that Tombo is Anime Griffin McElroy and it definitely took away from my enjoyment a bit

#KYLE PLEASE YOUVE RUINED THIS MOVIE FOR ME LMFAO

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@cloysterbell

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Welcome to Griffin McElroy’s terrifying anthology series Hellivator, which brings on guests to talk about their terrifying elevator experiences.”

“Now, these are drugs that dogs can take.”

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“You do have kind of a hungee boy face.”

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